I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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