Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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