Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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