Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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