sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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