the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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