Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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