are you still at the devil's house?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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