We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Someone came in the potted fern
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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