let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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