Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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