I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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