i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
BRING THE BAGELS
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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