everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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