No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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