shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm too high and old for this...
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