I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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