I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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