nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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