Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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