Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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