butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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