at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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