well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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