Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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