after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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