i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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