she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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