Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Sext me about skeletons
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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