here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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