But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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