Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I am naked and annoyed.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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