Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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