Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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