Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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