Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize
