big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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