Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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