I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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