Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
