Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
