Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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