dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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