the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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