the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i think my cat just said my name.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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