Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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