Dual....:-)
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize