ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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