I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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