walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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