WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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