why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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