I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
My vagina is very pro this idea
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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