sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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