I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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